Barkeep is a bartender who works at Skye's Bar from afternoon till night. He serves the player drinks for $140. He can also be found at the Easy Gym in the morning. There is no strength requirement to fight him, and the player is awarded 5 strength for beating him. His name is a pun on the words 'bar' and 'keep', referencing his job as a bartender.
At the gym:
"Hey mate, Whad'ya say we throw on the ol' mitts and have a go?"
At the bar:
"If I'da 'ad the day off I'da threw on me boardies and me sunnies and 'eaded down to the beach, I woulda'. 'ats the way of it though, it's me lot in life."
You drank so much you actually puked on some girl at the bar. You got sent home with a punch in the face. (-6 Charm, -2 Strength)
You woke up this morning with hamburger in your pocket. Your wallet is also missing. (-$500)
You won the air hockey tournament. He shoots! HE SCORES! (+5 Charm, +$1300)
You got plastered. You even scored a phone number; written on your forehead! (+14 Charm)
You had an interesting conversation with 'The Most Interesting Man in the World'. That guy is just... soooo interesting. (+15 Charm, +8 Intelligence)
You were a Karaoke God all night. Well, nobody called you that... but they WERE throwing you sacrifices like chicken wing bones and beer bottles. (+18 Charm)
You danced the night away. The girls were really 'into' you. (+19 Charm)
You woke up this morning with a tattoo of Mr. T riding a shark and fighting a giant kitten -- Awesome! (+20 Charm)
You made out with a cheerleader. You win. (+27 Charm)