This job is available mornings, afternoons, evenings, and nights.
Each shift lasts about 2 hours.
There are no stat requirements to be hired.
Promotions are based solely on experience (5 shifts each).
The maxed out reward is a Free Food Card—not valid in Paper Thin City.
|Rank||Salary||Rank Requirements||Progress Report|
||You flipped burgers all day long. Yay.|
||Another grease filled nightmare.|
||You fried fries like a champ.|
||Another Day, another dollar.|
||Shake Shake Shake...SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!|
||You successfully mixed the mayo, thousand island, and ketchup together.|
||What a major pain in the ass. You need a better job.|
||You worked a full shift and got paid.|
||You worked drive-through. It sucked.|
||You watched over all the lackeys.|
There is a 20% chance of a random event per shift.
|While making fries, you managed to splash fryer oil all over the place, and even burnt your hand a little. Rookie mistake, kid.||8||No||0||0||0||-2||0|
|You forgot to bring your hairnet to work today. Now, that is just plain careless, missy.||5||No||0||0||0||-3||0|
|While running across the kitchen, you slipped on a hamburger bun and hit the ground pretty hard. Luckily, you only have minor internal bleeding.||6||No||0||0||-3||0||0|
|A lady asked for 'no pickles' and you heard 'extra pickles'. You got yelled at... big time. (Somebody's getting spit on their burger next time they come in).||6||No||0||0||0||0||-5|
|While unloading the grocery order, you managed to throw your back out -- and the manager gave you a bonus for it! ...as long as you keep your mouth shut, that is.||8||No||200||0||-1||0||-5|
|A coworker dared you to shoot a packet of hot sauce up your nose. Yeah, it burned like a mother trucker, but at least you gained the respect of your colleagues. Well, some of them.||10||No||0||0||0||-1||3|
|You broke up a food fight in the dining room. Way to keep the peace, chief; you have ketchup and special sauce all over you.||10||No||0||0||5||0||-5|
|You helped an old lady carry four huge bags of burgers outside. Good deeds make you feel... good.||12||No||0||5||4||0||0|
|The manager commented on how clean your uniform is looking. Everyone loves a neat and tidy employee.||11||No||0||0||0||0||5|
|You learned how to work the cash register today, aaand how to make change from a $5 bill -- score!||10||No||0||0||0||5||0|
|The corporate office loves your new burger concept, the 'Curried Cow and Carrot Ciabatta'. The new C4 Burger is sure to be 'The Bomb' this summer.||8||No||0||0||0||4||4|
|Yes! You finally won "Employee of the month!" They kept telling you that you weren't EOTM material, but you showed them!||3||No||1000||0||0||0||8|
|A masked gunman busted through the front door and slipped on the wet floor you just mopped! Good thing you forgot to put down the 'Caution: Wet Floor' sign. You are awarded a bonus for your bravery... and your total disregard for public safety.||1||No||2500||0||0||0||0|
|It was so slow today that you decided curling a 20lb bottle of special sauce all shift was a good way to battle boredom. Oohyea, feelin' the burn.||1||No||0||0||15||0||0|
|The owner stopped by personally to tell you how much he appreciates your dedication and work ethic. You must be doing something right.||1||No||0||0||0||0||18|