Cyrus is an NPC who can be found throughout the city.
- City Hall (All Day)
- Skate or Cry (All Day)
- Clinic (Morning) *
- S.I.T (Morning to Afternoon) *
- Wally Mart (Afternoon to Evening)
- 11-Seven (Night)
- The Club (Night) *
* means that Cyrus may sometimes not appear at the location.
At the city hall:
"Dude. Now this is a comfy couch."
"Yep. Just taken her easy."
"Sitting. 'It's way better than standing' I always say."
At Skate or Cry:
"That blue one on the top looks awesome. I could just stare at it for hours."
At the clinic:
"I feel like a circus full of ants is tight roping all over me. Dude... maybe I can sell tickets to my ant circus?"
"Dude. I'm totally going to find a job as soon as I get my intelligence past 500. It should only take another year or two."
At Wally Mart:
"Dude. That is the craziest picture I have ever seen. I could stare at it for hours."
"Uuuhh... hmmm... now, what has artificial cheese flavoring?"
"Jelly rolls... more like jelly ROLLS! Heh... wait, that's not a joke."
"Off to play vids as soon as I pick the right kind of junk food... but which one is the right one, man??? So many possibilities..."
"Do they make cheese roll-ups, or is it only with fruit?"
"Cheese roll-ups... now that's what I need..."
At the club:
"Totally! They totally feel strawberry sounding!"