​Hacker is a job you get at StickBucks by talking to Eliot Axor.

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In order to be a Hacker, the player must have bad karma, 60 intelligence and a crackbook (You can get it in Wally-Mart) and you go to work in StickBucks.


n00b - Salary : $30 per shift " You guessed password all day. You're such a n00b "

Script Kiddie - Salary : $46 per shift "You ran someone else's gold farming script for a while"

Phisher - Salary : $62 per shift " A few gullible suckers responded to your phony online payment E-mail with their account details."

Identity Thief - Salary : $88 per shift "Your key logger captured credit card numbers, bank account information and personal details"

Grey Hat - Salary : $95 per shift "You found a hole in a corporate firewall and sold it to them for a reasonable price"

Corporate Saboteur - Salary : $110 per shift " You hacked in and stole corporate information for an anonymous client."

Botnet Architect - Salary : $125 per shift "Your sold the services of your botnet to the highest bidder."

Security Expert Double-Agent - Salary : $157 per shift " You exploited vital online information "

Black Hat Ring Leader - Salary : $185 per shift " Your team of hackers planted infomation in a military database and blackmailed the department of defense"
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1337 H4X0R - Salary : $220 per shift " You funnelled national treasury into your personal Swiss bank account"

When you reach the max rank (1337 H4X0R), Elliot Axor will give you The Internet, which gives you +50 intelligence.

Random Events

"Using an online dating site, you conned a wealthy old Welsh woman into sending you money to feed your staving pet grizzly bear. Some people will believe anything." (+$4,850, -15 Karma)

"You brute-force cracked an authentication server, shutting down a popular social networking site. Your Hacker brethren are amused at your anti-social display." (-10 Karma, +9 Intelligence, +9 Charm)

"You pirated a copy of "Typing Teacher Elite 97". You can feel the difference in your keystrokes!" (-5 Karma, +14 Intelligence)

"You downloaded the E-book "Buff N' Stuff-Guide to Musclyness". You feel stronger just by downloading it." (-5 Karma, +12 Strength)

"You made a hack-pack for an online flash game. Too bad everyone that used it just got teh ban hammer." (-18 Karma, +9 Intelligence, -3 Charm)

"You were flamed on the hacked forums. Epeen shrunk as a result." (-6 Charm)

"You were caught using a stolen credit card number online. You are going to jail." (Jail!)