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Milkmanhasmilk

A Milkman is a job that you need strength and experience to level up in. The Maxed out job reward is a cowbell (+10 Strength and Charm).

The ranks are:

  • Udder Man ($13 per shift)
  • Skim Salesman ($15 per shift)
  • One-Percent Purveyor ($18 per shift)
  • Two Percent Traveller ($21 per shift)
  • Milk Truck Pilot ($23 per shift)
  • Milk Moustache Facilitator ($26 per shift)
  • Cream Consultant ($32 per shift)
  • Lord of Lactose ($40 per shift)
  • Duke of Dairy ($45 per shift)
  • Milk Messiah ($60 per shift)

You get employed at 11-Seven.

Random Events

"You made the cover of 'Milk Monthly' -- They even got your good side in the photo!" (+14 Charm)

"Your genius marketing campaign took off like wildfire! 'Just milk it' sells itself." (+11 Intelligence)

"Today you figured out an alternative delivery route that saves you time. And time... is money." (+$400, +8 Intelligence)

"You got all your deliveries done in record time. Way to go, champ!" (+5 Strength, +5 Charm)

"While making a routine delivery, a middle-aged lady in a bathrobe asked you to come in for a drink. You still can't believe you turned her down." (+10 Karma, +7 Charm)

"You just scored a new milk deal with a restaurant chain--That's worth something." (+$1,500)

"You dropped a case of milk down the stairs. It's a bona-fide, pasteurized, homogenized nightmare." (-$170, -2 Intelligence)

"Your milk delivery was late, leaving one costumer's cereal dry and bare. Some people take their cereal pretty seriously -- he reamed you out hardcore." (-3 Charm)

"A vicious looking dog was blocking the way, so you decided to throw a bottle of milk through an open window. It didn't turn out as well as you'd hoped." (-1 Strength, -3 Intelligence)

Awesome Job!