Mr. Schrute is an employee of New Lines Incorporated. He can be found right outside the office in the morning and sitting in the office in the afternoon. He may be a parody of Dwight Schrute from the TV show The Office.
Outside the office:
"Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it..."
"I am faster than 80% of all snakes."
Inside the office:
"Bears... Beets... BattleStar Galactica."