Simon is an NPC who can be found throughout the city. He is married to Lauri.
- Wally Mart (Morning)
- Ice Cream 32 (Morning to Afternoon) *
- Outside of Casino (Evening)
- Benjamin Club (Night) *
- The Club (Night) *
* means that Simon may sometimes not appear at the location.
At Wally Mart:
"This one has less salt."
"And it's a dollar less!"
At Ice Cream 32:
"That triple chocolate root-beer ripple looks like it's a winner."
"Porange sherbet...what the hell is 'porange'?"
"Whatever you do, don't get the bacon double-chocolate cheeseburger... last time I hurled my cookies all over the cookie-dough flavor."
At Benjamin Club:
"I need a big win here. I'm going 'all in' on the cob."
Outside the casino:
"Come on Baby, just one more hour? Go have a drink while I play Roulette."
"Why you gotta' be like that?"
At the club:
"I'll have a gin and soda with lime... Oh... nevermind."
"This place always has chicks."
"Hope my wife doesn't call..."